So my last blog rant was about Russel Hantz FINALLY being voted off survivor, but with this season, it was not quite over yet...there was still...DUN DUN DUN...REDEMPTION ISLAND!
Russell and Matt had to compete in a dual to see who would stay at Redemption Island and who would be out for good.
lets just quickly recap last week:
Russell's team wanted him gone so badly that they threw the challenge in order to vote him off.
Russell gets completely blindsided by his team and is kicked to Redemption Island (in my opinion--exactly what Russell deserves and completely spites him for not knowing and being the "mastermind" of the game of Survivor)
Russell thought that it was Francesca that he would be going against in a dual, but no it was really Matt (young and fit) could beat Russell any day.
SOANYWAYS....that brings us to last nights episode:
Russell vs. Matt in the Ring
Russell thinks Matt will syke himself out because he is going against the mighty Russell Hantz. Very humble of Russell to think this way (lol). Matt is very calm. Matt has the Lord.
It was a tight match. Head to head working at making a domino line with blocks of wood to knock all the way to the end and break their tile. I'm cheering for Matt, but Russell was not far behind. Matt gets his all lined up...but it was a bit short and only half knocked down. He had to rebuild half. Russell now in the lead gives his line a go. His gets a bit farther...and...and..
and SUDDENLY..**POWER OUTAGE***
flickers back on "Turn the TV on Turn it on!"
Whats going to happen?!
...When we get the TV back on, one of the competitor's line of wooden dominoes is on its way to victory. Wasn't positive whos it was...but then...I heard the sweet words:
MATT WON THE CHALLENGE AGAINST RUSSELL. RUSSELL GOES HOME!
*JUMPS UP AND DOWN*
Then the most shocking thing happened:
Russell Hanz..possibly the most evil competitors to ever play the game of survivor, one that I have spent COUNTLESS times ranting over and over about...YES this is RUSSELL:
Russell began to bawl his eyes out!
Maybe he finally realized that he was never going to win the game of Survivor
Maybe he felt like a fool
Maybe he was embarrassed to be voted out of the game
Maybe all of THEE above
SO HAPPY!
Man. Such a great episode!
You, my friend, are heartless. That poor man had his dreams crushed. And you are jumping up and down?! ;P
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit... Having russel around makes everything a little more interesting no matter how much you don't like him
AND
Wait till you see what happened this week. (assuming you haven't watched it since you're in Kentucky.)
Oh well. I do really like Matt and hope he makes it all the way
Ps Boston rob is a jerk
That was my survivor rant :P